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This is just the fucking best.

I can’t decide which is funnier!

ritchandspace:

See those semi circles on the side?  This episode’s design harks back to the Patrick Troughton story Tomb of the Cybermen.

I loved this! It’s a bit like…

and

Hoorah!

I kinda need to get the fuck out of this house.

thefingerfucker:

theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:

I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

These are all great omg

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Adding a new tab for Tumbling because I’m too deep to turn back!

moraniarty:

the tumblr video player

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When performing repetitive tasks it is easy to become bored and overlook important details. Please outline in 100 words or less, what would you do in this situation to ensure the job gets done properly?

I’ve found that in repetitive working situations that it is important to maintain energy, focus, and a positive outlook. It’s also good to be an active team member, be friendly so that your team mates can give variety to the work and also, more vitally, to keep you alert and on track even when you’re working alone and keeping up good work for the sake of your team mates. A strong team involves individuals keeping each other on task, because if things aren’t done properly, they are not done.

This week on Game of Thrones, Jon Snow invents cunnilingus.

rrrowr:

miaman:

losingedge:

Craig Ferguson explains why everything sucks. And he makes sense.

I have been searching for this clip for so long.
Everyone watch this. Just…watch.

I’m just going to keep this on my blog forever.

Interesting, whether he’s a genius or not is definitely food for thought.

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Anonymous asked: Igniting matchstick memories. Lasting seconds, stinging for days. Over windows I can't see through. Vauge impressions of a man. Ever intriguing. Draped in a sheet; history's fake ghost. You are a drive and fear in a dream I had. Of an empty prison. Under not over the fence, I pause. Recalling: it's always smaller on the outside. Preparing for a fight with weaponed words. Open my eyes which string. Even now to remember. My mind reels in a vision which got too far away...? :)

Nice poetry, anon, great imagery (the core of poetry for me, just under rhythm, which is a little further under concept) and some good ideas. Shame you can’t format it into lines in an ask, some format and structure would make this shine (an issue I’m struggling with myself).

So I think I invented a zappy new cocktail last week.

It’s called the “Home Alone” and it’s quite simple.

5 parts cheap Semillion Sauvignon Blanc
2 parts lemonade
1 part tap water
Serve at room temperature
Drink from wine bottle

Rose Tyler searches “Doctor Blue Box” she gets 493 results.

When I search “Doctor Blue Box”, I get 65 100 000.

atleastimnotbrentspiner:

“we’ll take the lot!”

wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy 

but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley

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